GIVE ONE GOOD REASON…
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SO……..If you ain’t scared and you want to take that leap and enter at your own risk, then go to https://deltabohemian.com/db/ and SUBSCRIBE. It Costs you NOTHING, but it helps us establish subscriber numbers, which in turn will help us get more SPONSORS, which will help us keep it free and online!
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WE REALLY APPRECIATE ALL OUR FRIENDS, ACQUAINTANCES, AND VISITORS WHO HAVE TAKEN THE LEAP OF FAITH AND HAVE ALREADY SUBSCRIBED!!! GOD bless you!
Magical Madge and Poor William 😎 😎
(aka Madge Marley Howell and William Prentiss Howell, Jr.)
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SO, after all is said and done,
Give One Good Reason why you should not Subscribe
THE DELTA BOHEMIAN
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WE HIGHLY ENCOURAGE COMMENTS!!!
Longest sentence ever written – I’m calling on Guiness. Not the world-record keepers – the beer cause I need one after reading it! 🙂
Yeah….coulda gone on and on but held back!
Hey, order me one, too!!! 😎
My lovely bride–Magical Madge–penned this Faulkneresque sentence! I am PROUD AS HELL of her for it! Let’s drink some Guiness soon–BRILLIANT!
Madge,
I am sending this to Janie and Jeanne Greene (Becky’s friend for S.C.) and a couple of other friends of mine. Hopefully, they will see the good, old, delta, fun in being part of this and will respond accordingly.
Yo Pal
Johnston
Thank you for spreading The Delta Bohemian love! It matters. 😎
Hey, I hear you love that single malt golden liquid. So do I!