DELTA SHORTS
Where’d He Go?
Thanks to Jimmy Carter, brother of the Delta Bohemian website guru and all-around great guy–Cal Carter with Gulf Shores Condos, the picture accompanying this will be the basis for a DELTA SHORTS story to be published next week. Delta Bohemian readers are encouraged to write what they think happened to the fellow who once inhabited the clothes, including the WAY COOL DELTA BOHEMIAN T-SHIRT!
SUBMIT your well-articulated idea or your own short story ranging somewhere between 100-750 words to poorwilliam@deltabohemian.com. The length is not important, content and story line will rule the day.
The overall winner will have his or her story published in the DELTA BOHEMIAN and will receive a free DELTA BOHEMIAN T-SHIRT, HAT, and STICKER ($50 VALUE). The only requirement is that the submitter must be a DELTA BOHEMIAN–meaning, he or she must have signed up to receive our free weekly email push on Thursdays. The reason for this: in all our posts and pictures, we only refer to subscribing members as DELTA BOHEMIANS if they have signed up, otherwise, we just mention your name. SOUND COOL? Let the ink flow and the incubus grow!!! William Prentiss
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Delta Bohemian Jimmy Carter was born in Vicksburg, MS, reared in Rolling Fork, MS (birthplace of Muddy Waters) and currently resides in Ridgeland. He is a graduate of All Saints Episcopal School, Louisiana Tech University, Millsaps College and has endured decades of poorly conceived and delivered “Jimmy Carter” jokes. One of a most unusual breed, he is both a rock jock (geologist) and a bean counter (accountant) for the Mississippi Department of Environmental Quality. In his spare time he enjoys listening to eclectic tunes and studying blues guitar. Excellent, Sir Jimmy!
P.W.—–How long was it before you realized “The Invisible Man” was a registered D.B.? He gonna burn his Bald-ass head if he don’t put his lid back on. He ain’t gone nowhere!
Ha! Well said!
Rapture, of course….
He probably peared into the eyes of a lake hag…
Indeed. Soon to be exposed for all to read/see! 😎