One More Time…

Poor William was basking in some atypical, long-overdue afterglow last night, when he remembered what an ass he had been last weekend. The tempestuous lad had been in quite a hurry to head home after a wonderful evening soiree, where his awesome bride of mythical proportions had been having a fine time. He was a […]

The Definition of a Metro Redneck

By POOR WILLIAM (Clarksdale, Mississippi) Metro redneck is not necessarily an oxymoron—words that don’t go together, but it might raise the ire of those with latent tendencies and or an aversion to anything not clothed in camouflage and smelling of cordite—gunpowder. According to one definition found in the Urban Dictionary, a metrosexual is a “normally […]